February 19, 2005

Dear Piper,

Everyone makes fun of me. They say I'm gay. I'm not. My voice hasn't changed yet and sometimes I get beaten up. I have consulted adults but that doesn't help. I need a solution. Thanks.

--Zeke

Dear Zeke,

I'm sorry you're having to deal with this kind of crap. Growing up is hard enough; you certainly don't need anyone adding to your angst.

If it's any consolation, I've been in your shoes. I was a late bloomer myself and thought I'd never get boobs of my own. Then one day they just showed up. And you know what? Nothing really changed much afterwards except my little brother would snap my Wonder Woman Underoos 'bra' and it became harder to follow-through on my swing in softball. So, as far as your voice changing, don't fret, your body has it's own plan and it knows what's best. You'll go from Michael Jackson to Barry White in no time.

Now, regarding everyone making fun of you...I've noticed a curious thing lately, Zeke. People treat you in a manner in accordance with how you treat yourself. What I mean to say is this: if you truly think you're hot stuff, if you truly think you're smart or funny or creative or whatever, you'll exude that energy and others will pick up on it. Have you ever noticed someone at a party or on the street who just seems really comfortable in his or her own skin? And have you noticed yourself wanting to hang out with that person? That's the energy I'm talking about. I want you to go about the business of thinking Zeke is the shit. Everyday I want you to say to yourself, "Zeke, you're the shit." Even if you don't believe it at first, keep it up and let's see what happens. You're detractors may soon become your most adoring fans.

--Piper