July 23, 2005

Dear Piper,

Why do men have nipples? Strange don't you think?

--Pierre

Dear Pierre,

Nipples on men...strange? Yes and no. I think it's just a sign of pre-historic metrosexualness. Cro Magnon man, in an effort to be more like his lady friends, developed nipples. Today the same intent is manifested in male pedicures, facials and waxing. Here's what I do find strange, however. Many men have nipples of their own yet have no idea what to do when they come across those of a woman. Hmmmmm.....

--Piper